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Spalted Fruit Bowl

$135.00

Spalted Fruit Bowl

  • 12-inch diameter
  • 3-inches tall
  • Bad Ass, like a mustachioed western gunman
  • Finished in food-safe friction polish
  • High fives for everyone!

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Set this “Bad Larry” on your counter and let the good times roll!  You’ll be the envy of your friends and neighbors!  You’ll have power to woo women or entice gentlemen…or both if that’s how you party…  You’ll be the talk of the town, the cock of the walk, the Belle of the Ball (or Elsa of Arendelle if you’re up with the times).  Or at least you’ve have a damn sexy bowl in which to display your fruit…  Why is it a bad Larry?  I have no idea… I heard that expression once and it stuck with me.  I like it, and it’s my website so I can write what I want!  It reminds me of a western gunman with a black handlebar mustache and dirty chaps and spurs that spin and clink when he does that slow, showdown at noon, duel-walk down Main street…and that’s bad ass, like this bowl.  Does anybody even read this stuff?  Let’s be honest…you’re here for the pictures, right?  🙂